Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Chocolate Juice!

My kid is crazy. Lately he's been refusing to change into pajamas before bedtime but he doesn't want to wear his clothes from the day either. He just wants to sleep in a diaper. Based on this behavior I have begun to wonder whether he might not actually be my kid. Oh wait he's crazy, never mind, he must be mine. Have I mentioned that in addition to refusing all clothing at nighttime he refuses to sleep in his bed? Yup, my nude except for a diaper kid would rather sleep wrapped up in a blanket on the rug on the floor than in his bed. Why are kids so weird?!?!
This morning routine went as usual. Z and Buzz left on time. I wasted some time choosing breakfast, then I washed the mirpeset and everything on it, then I luxuriated in a long shower (with nobody walking in on me or calling my name or coughing fits - it was amazing!) I had a snack before heading out to S&S's house.
After an enjoyable and successful visit Saba drove me home. Then I ate a snack while I waited to be picked up. Freddie and The Munchkin were in town today so we all went on a grand adventure at Osher Ad with The Crazy Lady! The Munchkin rode in my cart and helped me choose produce and put everything into the cart.
Buzz was very cheery when I picked him up from gan. He grew even more excited when I told him that his cousin was waiting for him at The FamBily House - so much so that we ran the rest of the way back! They played together so nicely for the most part. Freddie made delicious scrambled eggs for dinner. We debated the merit of cucumber shapes - sticks vs. coins. And of course there was feta cheese for everybody!
When we walked into the house the first thing that Buzz saw was the brand new robot- vacuum. His eyes lit up and a smile spread from ear-to-ear - obviously (and in his mind logically) he assumed that it was a present for him. The squeals of glee while Z opened the box and assembled everything were hysterically funny to hear. Finally it was time to charge the battery - Buzz refused to abandon his post and is waiting patiently for the machine to be fully charged. He wants to sleep in the dining room where the vacuum is charging.

I guess it's a good thing that we live not only in The Middle East, but in The Sun House of all cities. It's a balmy 25C tonight (warmer than it was all summer with the air-conditioned blasting) so he should be fine.

Wearing only a diaper, wrapped up in his blanket, on the floor of the dining room, the boy waits.


Monday, October 20, 2014

Ummm, Yeah!

Well, it's officially 'after the chagim'. Gan has gone back to normal and Z's work schedule is almost back to normal. While I should be getting back into regular-posting mode, it may take another week or so to get myself together for more frequent postings.

I have had an interesting last two weeks to say the least. Allergies kicked up around the start of sukkot, they progressed into a really horrific stomach virus situation, which eventually resolved itself, but left my immune system shot so when my allergies kicked up again they greedily morphed into an all out upper respiratory infection that included the 'special EPolly Clan' hacking cough. Suffice it to say - the only sleep I've gotten in the last week has been in the last two days and that was with the assistance of codeine laced antihistamines. I've gone to the dr three times, spent two hours on an IV drip for fluids due to dehydration (even though I drank over 2liters of liquid!), visited four pharmacies... All in all - a rollicking good time for everybody but me. The good news is - I'm getting better - it's just a slower-going process than I have patience for.

Although the shift in weather is part of the underlying cause of my discomfort - I'm thrilled that everything is finally cooling down. Seriously though, this morning I gave Buzz a sweatshirt to wear for the ride to gan because it was only 60F out! (Yes, laugh now. For the record it was 64F by 9am, and 70F when I picked him up this afternoon and we went to the windy park at the top of the hill.) Yay fuzzy socks, sweatpants, and boots, I have missed you so much!

My plan for the rest of the week is basically just to rest and regain my strength. Today I managed to get four loads of laundry folded and put away, and I swept the floor. I also prepped a dinner that Z was too impatient to wait for so who knows what will happen to it now.

I'm out of witty or interesting things to write - mostly because I'm so very very tired. Hopefully I'll be back soon - slightly less drugged up and decidedly more informative.



Monday, October 13, 2014

DumB Concert.

Alright Phil - don't be mad - I made risotto for dinner tonight. Tomato Basil Risotto to be exact. I made 1.5 cups of raw rice with the express intention of letting most of it chill and turning the 'intentional leftovers' into arancini tomorrow. Only problem was that it was so delicious that we ate more than I had anticipated. Basically, there's enough for arancini but there will probably be only enough arancini for one person. Hehe, foodie-problems.
You may remember that my last post mentioned Buzz and the unpleasantness - so that's actually still going on - every single night. It is gross, and exhausting, and I am decidedly tired of it. Sadly, it's a combo of post-nasal-drip and a virus AND he was kind enough to share with me. There's nothing to be done but drink lots of tea and fluids, and rest. The most frustrating part is that we feel relatively fine during the day which makes Buzz antsy to go out of the house and do fun things. I've been confining his outings to the local park but he spends all day begging to go to The FamBily House. It's really heartbreaking.
Today Z came home from work early to take care of me since I was feeling decidedly 'blech'. He stopped off at the store and picked up my favorite iced tea so that I'd have something to drink that I would enjoy.
Hard to believe that we're halfway through sukkot already. Our sukkah feels like it has been getting minimal usage which is kind of sad. Our neighbors on the other hand have been noisily making sure that theirs does not feel in the least bit neglected. In exciting news the weather is finally normalizing and the evenings have been cooling down enough that we can sleep comfortably sans air-conditioning.
Hopefully tomorrow we'll both be feeling much better. Maybe we'll even manage to make that long awaited, highly anticipated, pizza for dinner. (see photo above)



Friday, October 10, 2014

Abi Sabbabi!

I spent the beginning of the week baking challah and bagels. I also ran approximately a zillion errands. My favorite errand was picking up my (now repaired) necklace chain from the jeweler it broke about a month ago and I felt so nekkid without it around my neck.

Our sukkah is adorable this year. As is our 'tradition' decorations were kept to a relative minimum - just a strand of twinkle lights, (the fogginikin!) plastic chain (that I spent 4.5 hours making), and a rice lamp globe to diffuse the brightness of the light. We also managed to hang one of the decorations that Buzz made in gan.

For chag we were joined by all contingencies of Z's immediate family who reside in The Holy Land. We all made our way across town for lunch at The FamBily House. (A&A were there too!) Then we each made the trek back to our place to see some friends.

Dinner was a simple meal:
Onion crumb challah, chumus, saucepot meatballs, 'regular roasted' chicken (on carrots/potatoes/onions), jasmine rice, green beans.

Uncle Abe honored us with havdalah in the sukkah. Then the skies started drizzling again (I say again because we ate our meal on chag getting misted through the schach by a sudden passing rain-shower.)

Somehow it turned into movie night at our place - and the movie choice was 'Galaxy Quest' - (obviously) highly voted for by the Nemdy contingency.

Everything was good until around 3am when Buzz (who had migrated to his usual spot in our bed) coughed trying to clear his throat and ended up throwing up in our bedS - everywhere and on everything. He's fine, totally not sick or anything, just had a tickle in his throat and havoc ensued. It took about an hour of frenzied cleaning but we got the situation more-or-less under control. Then I just couldn't fall back asleep.

Here I am after a chag, it's erev shabbos, and I'm wide awake for the day running on less than 5 hours of sleep. Hopefully I'll get to sleep early tonight.

Happy Tabernacles to you all, and I'll be back eventually. Maybe even with some pictures!

Monday, September 22, 2014

Lubia

Oh my goodness. Time is rushing on by and I have been remiss in documenting it.
Rosh Hashana happened - we had the Hyams for lunch on the first day, went to The FamBily House for lunch on the second day, then The FamBily came to our house for lunch on the third day, followed by a walk to S&S to sing 'happy birthday' with the cutest little FF vanilly sprinkle cake to celebrate.
Yom Kippur was only yesterday so I remember that in slightly more vivid detail. The gist of the day was personal suffering, or was it penance, or was it I don't know, I really can't tell. All I know is that stupidly I fasted the entire thing then spent last night in agony of dehydration induced muscle cramps that ran the length of my body and invaded every joint on my person. Not to mention the nausea and all the other fun stuff. In summary - I do not fast well anymore. Even if I thought anorexia could resolve my weight issues I'd never be able to stick to it - partly because I like my curves and partly because I rely on food to keep my body going - even though a lot of the time food doesn't like my body and vice versa.
We got off to a late start this morning. Buzz has had a cold - runny nose and cough - for a little over a week now. It's both gross and annoying. We've reach the point where two baths a day isn't enough to keep the snot out of his hair. Sorry for being so graphic, but it's just that the situation is so disgusting I feel this uncontrollable urge to blurt it out - because when a parent doesn't point it out themselves there is a possibility that whatever the issue is has escaped their notice. Well, I am aware. OK?! I know he's oozing everywhere and I am with you - it is DISGUSTING. We have an appointment with the pediatrician scheduled for 8:30 tomorrow morning. I just want the dr to give a quick listen to his chest and make sure his cough is just the usual allergy bark that afflicted me semi-annually from when I was a wee lassie until some point in my mid-twenties.
I didn't do much today. I mean I tried to put the house back in order after Yom Kippur and was moderately successful. I managed to pick Buzz up from gan on time then we went to The FamBily House. Z came home a little early today and helped Yo'Abba put their sukkah up. (We built ours on Erev Yom Kippur because it was the only time we realistically had to do it.) We (mooched and very much) enjoyed a delicious chicken soup with the works dinner at The FamBily House before returning home to attempt bedtime with the Buzz-monster.
Tomorrow I'm hoping to bake my challot and a batch of bagels for Sukkot. I placed an order with shufersol online and it should be delivered at some point tomorrow morning. Then I'm hoping to get a few errands done - my necklace is finally fixed and waiting for me to pick it up - which I am immeasurably excited about.
I may even venture up to RBS in search of a stuffed-toy set of lulav and etrog for Buzz. I think it would be adorable. If I can't find one that I like I suppose I can always plan a bit better and sew one for next year. After all, he's my kid, he'll probably love stuffed animals for at least another ten years or so...

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Hiya Chaya

Thursday was spent in a tizzy of being busy. I finally prepped and fried the FF empanadas. Thanks to The Crazy Lady's super-mixer I was able to knead up the dough without any intensive labor. The pasta roller and a press made the shaping a breeze - compared to doing it by hand with a rolling pin and fork anyway. 80-somehting empanadas are now safely stowed away in the freezer.
Friday was a crazy busy day. I kicked off with knish-baking. First 27 kasha Knishes (which used up a triple batch of knish dough), then another double batch of dough went far enough to shape 10 potato Knishes. The grand finale of the process was a final double batch of dough which became two-dozen very tasty looking meat Knishes. All in all quite the successful endeavor.
Z brought Akiva&Emunah over to hang out on Friday in the early afternoon. It was nice to see them, but I was glad that there wasn't much cooking left to do. The day dragged on forever and eventually it was candle lighting time. We were so tired from the long day that we all ate a tiny bit of chicken soup then fell asleep before 8pm.
We woke up on the early side for a Shabbat morning, but the kid was fully-charged, so we had no choice. We managed to get out by 9:30 so that we could walk before the heat became unbearable. The walk was nice, Buzz even managed the whole thing on his own two feet. We enjoyed a delicious lunch at The FamBily House with The Parentals, Frank, Dibble, and A&A. We played a few games of Settlers, read some books and newspapers, terrorized some felines (ok, so that was just Buzz), and eventually the day ended. Dibble made havdalah for us then The Crazy Lady drove us home. Ayala came to hang out for a bit because Avi was stuck in the army doing army-stuff all of Saturday night.
This morning was fine. The weather was quite nice so I was excited to turn off the a/c and open the windows. I did some laundry, washed some dishes, cleaned some bathrooms, organized some messes...and did some generally, well, you know, productive-type things.
I managed to hold out until 3:30 to go pick up Buzz from gan. The walk which about 3 weeks ago took me 20 minutes now takes me closer to 15. Doesn't sound like much of a difference, but it is, I can feel it. After pick-up we went down to The FamBily House. Phil was home and Buzz was thrilled to see her (because she hadn't been home for shabbos). They got all dressed up in aprons and made some tortillas together. It was fairly amusing.
Eventually Z showed up and we ran home for bath, dinner, bed. Buzz was none-to-pleased and threw quite the tantrum. Thankfully he was asleep by 7:30.

I'm not even sure what there is to do tomorrow. I mean, my lists are a mile long, but I may be overreaching.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Happy Birthday Savta!!!

We got off to a late start this morning. I say that because when we woke up it was already 7:40. (We usually get up an hour earlier than that.) Buzz needed a bath, desperately. Z hadn't packed lunch and there wasn't even anything to pack. Somehow I managed to bathe the kid, get him dressed, pack his bag, cook chicken for Z to take for lunch and I even found some bbq sauce in the freezer and a tiny container to take it in. Finally they were out the door, only 20 minutes late.

I made myself some breakfast and ate it while watching some tv. Then I cooked up a batch of kasha to fill some knishes - only to realize that I am officially out of potatoes (seriously, how often does ~that~ happen to me?!) so the filling will have to wait. I cooked up the sweet and tangy sauce for Hawaaiin Chicken which we'll be serving on the 'third night' of Rosh Hashana.

Eventually the entire day had passed me by. I packed up my bags and headed out the door for my 20 minute trek across town. Luckily for me, at the top of the block I bumped into our old neighbor who was on his way to pick up his son (who happens to be in gan with Buzz). He kindly gave me a lift to the gan. Buzz was so excited to see me. 

We relaxed at The FamBily House for a couple of hours. Buzz chased Frankie and 'walked' the Fuzzle. Eventually Z got back from work.

We piled into the car with Frank and Dibble and drove to the mall. We met up with S&S for a special birthday dinner for Savta! There were some hitches at the end but the company was lovely and the conversation was entertaining and amusing.

We made it home by 9 and Buzz was asleep by 9:30.

No big plans for tomorrow, no real plans to speak of at all actually. I mean, I have a 'to-do' list, but who knows if any of those things will ever get done.

Maybe we'll get to the recycling place or to the grocery store for some vegetables... I guess we'll see!